Sadly not, but just imagine heavily diluted spinach puree and you'll get the idea

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 9:41, archived)

Oh man, I was trying not to wank this morning, guess that's out the window

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 9:45, archived)

My thoughts totes

(Pres Putin Masturbated on the ruins on, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 10:05, archived)

All my wanks go out the window.
The neighbours are positively livid
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 10:11, archived)

I have a modicum of respect for Dec and Ant
when I read they shared a flat above Peter Andre's and used to.piss on his balcony post pub
(Pres Putin Masturbated on the ruins on, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 10:19, archived)

Pissterious Girl

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 10:22, archived)

Insanitaria

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 10:25, archived)

hahahaha

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 10:27, archived)

lolz

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 10:28, archived)

yours was good, but this one's a notch higher

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 10:44, archived)

I'm sure someone could come up with a better one
if only anyone remembered any more Peter Andre songs. I doubt even he remembers any more of them.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 10:48, archived)

if indeed he actually recorded any

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 10:51, archived)

I hope I can still count on a sympathy click

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 10:53, archived)

Oh you poor dear, of course not.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 12:03, archived)

livid sticky
( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 10:36, archived)