morning

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 10 Sep 2021, 7:39, archived)

Morning

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 7:56, archived)

Top of the morning to you

(Pres Putin Masturbated on the ruins on, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 8:13, archived)

does the db in your name stand for something cool like "drum and bass"?
or is it something b3taesque like "dirty bollocks"?
( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 8:42, archived)

'doctor best troll' because in spite of being a thin-skinned semi-literate, he thinks he's great at online 'trolling'
lol semi
(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 10 Sep 2021, 8:44, archived)

disgusting bestialist

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 9:31, archived)

you, I mean

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 9:31, archived)

Good morning' Popular Poster D*z*r'

(Pres Putin Masturbated on the ruins on, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 8:12, archived)

might put you on 2.0 for your own sake

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 10 Sep 2021, 8:28, archived)

m o r n i n g

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 8:15, archived)

Cheers

(Pres Putin Masturbated on the ruins on, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 8:27, archived)

Cheers

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 10:12, archived)

morning Cheers

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 10 Sep 2021, 8:28, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8310993
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 10:12, archived)

the shits: day 4
no middle of the night splatters but one big explosion first thing and I can feel another one brewing in the pipes, mercifully the constant stomach ache seems to have gone. All in all, 7/10

thought you'd like to know
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 9:30, archived)

I bet you were LIVID at Sault missing out on the Mercury Prize, maybe that's why yr innards are complaining

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 10 Sep 2021, 9:34, archived)

Makes a note in QR's poo diary
Any pics?
(Pres Putin Masturbated on the ruins on, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 9:37, archived)

Sadly not, but just imagine heavily diluted spinach puree and you'll get the idea

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 9:41, archived)

Oh man, I was trying not to wank this morning, guess that's out the window

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 9:45, archived)

My thoughts totes

(Pres Putin Masturbated on the ruins on, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 10:05, archived)

All my wanks go out the window.
The neighbours are positively livid
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 10:11, archived)

I have a modicum of respect for Dec and Ant
when I read they shared a flat above Peter Andre's and used to.piss on his balcony post pub
(Pres Putin Masturbated on the ruins on, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 10:19, archived)

Pissterious Girl

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 10:22, archived)

Insanitaria

(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 10:25, archived)

hahahaha

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 10:27, archived)

lolz

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 10:28, archived)

yours was good, but this one's a notch higher

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 10:44, archived)

I'm sure someone could come up with a better one
if only anyone remembered any more Peter Andre songs. I doubt even he remembers any more of them.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 10:48, archived)

if indeed he actually recorded any

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 10:51, archived)

I hope I can still count on a sympathy click

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 10:53, archived)

Oh you poor dear, of course not.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 12:03, archived)

livid sticky
( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 10:36, archived)

Have a couple of boiled eggs

( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 10:15, archived)

not eating anything til lunch

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 10:27, archived)

Morning arse

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 9:45, archived)

morning br

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 10 Sep 2021, 9:47, archived)

oadsw

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 10 Sep 2021, 9:48, archived)

ord

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 10 Sep 2021, 9:48, archived)

boon

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 9:58, archived)

alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 10 Sep 2021, 10:02, archived)

Great news, gang - I hope you're sitting down for this
That chap is sending me a copy of his Sorry Dub record thanks to my Twitter venture. I'm over the fucking moon, it's been pissing me off for at least 5 years. Friday woo, weekend yay.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 10:29, archived)

my level of excitement about a small piece of plastic is really fucking pathetic

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 10:44, archived)

a fine end to an otherwise rubbish week

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 10:54, archived)

^ one has to make the most of the little things


I'm talking about midget porn, obv
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 12:10, archived)

teh houpla!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 10 Sep 2021, 11:06, archived)

Fuckin’ yes bruv 😎 👌

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 11:08, archived)

That's good of him
I've been looking for a copy of journey to the centre of the earth with Brendan Fraser in it for ages. Throwing out some old and pretty beat-up CDs and DVD's the other day, I discovered that I had it all along!
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 11:32, archived)

he's in the forthcoming Scorsese film

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 10 Sep 2021, 11:37, archived)

Well, this knocks McBeef's anecdote into a cocked hat.
Fuck that shitty record nobody's heard of, this is BRENDAN FUCKING FRASER we're talking about here.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 11:51, archived)

just evolved my Inkay

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 10 Sep 2021, 11:02, archived)

evolv pull
W+a
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 11:16, archived)

natch

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 10 Sep 2021, 11:20, archived)