Great news, gang - I hope you're sitting down for this
That chap is sending me a copy of his Sorry Dub record thanks to my Twitter venture. I'm over the fucking moon, it's been pissing me off for at least 5 years. Friday woo, weekend yay.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 10:29, archived)

my level of excitement about a small piece of plastic is really fucking pathetic

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 10:44, archived)

a fine end to an otherwise rubbish week

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 10:54, archived)

^ one has to make the most of the little things


I'm talking about midget porn, obv
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 12:10, archived)

teh houpla!

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 10 Sep 2021, 11:06, archived)

Fuckin’ yes bruv 😎 👌

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 11:08, archived)

That's good of him
I've been looking for a copy of journey to the centre of the earth with Brendan Fraser in it for ages. Throwing out some old and pretty beat-up CDs and DVD's the other day, I discovered that I had it all along!
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 11:32, archived)

he's in the forthcoming Scorsese film

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 10 Sep 2021, 11:37, archived)

Well, this knocks McBeef's anecdote into a cocked hat.
Fuck that shitty record nobody's heard of, this is BRENDAN FUCKING FRASER we're talking about here.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Fri 10 Sep 2021, 11:51, archived)