'noon

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 14 Sep 2021, 12:41, archived)

haha, teh noongles!
Just got drenched by a lorry whilst waiting to cross the road on my way back from the post office, where I was collecting a copy of Vernon Burch's Get Up which keen-eyed boarder's will recognise as the swannee whistle bit in Groove is in the Heart by Dee-Lite.

true story, I swear down
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 14 Sep 2021, 12:56, archived)

Groove is in the Heart is a classic, I swear down

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 14 Sep 2021, 12:57, archived)

I used to cut that up with the farms groovy train , if you can imagine

( mongychops, Tue 14 Sep 2021, 13:04, archived)

what a world

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 14 Sep 2021, 13:13, archived)

Anything went in 1990,

( mongychops, Tue 14 Sep 2021, 13:26, archived)

If it was magenta and had 3 pubes per ball I'd have bid
www.phillips.com/detail/andy-warhol/EX090120/1076?
( mongychops, Tue 14 Sep 2021, 13:31, archived)

heh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 14 Sep 2021, 13:33, archived)

what year was that awful 'Sesame's Treet' record?

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 14 Sep 2021, 13:32, archived)

'92
the death knell of rave had already sounded by the end of that year
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 14 Sep 2021, 13:34, archived)

Lol

( mongychops, Tue 14 Sep 2021, 13:35, archived)

two signs that a dance scene is in trouble:
1 - novelty records being produced ;
2 - metal bands thinking it's a great idea to get involved with that sound.
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 14 Sep 2021, 13:42, archived)

3 - Dozer gets into it

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 14 Sep 2021, 13:52, archived)

Hi, have I told you about this new sound called 'dubstep'?

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 14 Sep 2021, 13:55, archived)

dubstep is for pussies

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Sep 2021, 14:07, archived)

thanks for your input.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 14 Sep 2021, 14:14, archived)

alright 'Number 5'

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Tue 14 Sep 2021, 14:52, archived)

number 2, more like

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 14 Sep 2021, 15:12, archived)

92, it was dead then , the scene had changed

( mongychops, Tue 14 Sep 2021, 13:34, archived)

ha

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 14 Sep 2021, 13:42, archived)

sup
waiting for my b&q delivery
(piss and shit, Tue 14 Sep 2021, 12:59, archived)

bums & queers lol

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 14 Sep 2021, 13:02, archived)

if only

(piss and shit, Tue 14 Sep 2021, 13:13, archived)

you have to know the secret sign m8
if you do, the staff take you through a side door into where the REAL B-ing and Q-ing goes on. it's quite the eye*-opener, I can tell you.

*japs lol
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 14 Sep 2021, 13:19, archived)

*BRB KLAXON*

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Tue 14 Sep 2021, 14:23, archived)

noon indeed
just ran into an old drinking pal of mine who i haven't seen for nearly 20 years. she looks about 90. fuck knows what happened to her, but she said she's been very ill. that's an understatement, she looks about as ill as you can get whilst still breathing.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Sep 2021, 14:07, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8311261
( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Tue 14 Sep 2021, 15:18, archived)

very much doubt it
she's been in and out of hospital for the last 18 months and looks like she's had a stroke. she can't remember large chunks of her life, either, which seems to support the stroke theory
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Sep 2021, 15:36, archived)

shit, that's fucking harsh

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 14 Sep 2021, 15:47, archived)

it really is
she's always been big angie, but i gave her a hug before and she felt like she was going to either snap or disintegrate completely. she said she recognized me because apparently, i haven't aged a day.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 14 Sep 2021, 15:56, archived)