Morning queef, sad times here, opened a pack of hovis with a best before of the 20th & it's already going manky

( broadsword, Fri 17 Sep 2021, 8:47, archived)

He weren't a grand baker were our dad then?

(Pres Putin Masturbated on the ruins on, Fri 17 Sep 2021, 8:54, archived)

I hate it when that happens
I see Tom Kerridge has a range with Hovis now. He'll make a fortune from that, wonder if it's any good or just the start of him endorsing literally anything for money, like Marco Pierre White does :(
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 17 Sep 2021, 9:29, archived)

ah yes, the Michelin starred chef that uses Oxo stock pots, that's the guy!

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 17 Sep 2021, 9:30, archived)

Have you seen the videos he did for them?
They're on YouTube. The comments are brilliant, full of people saying stuff like "If you look carefully at 10:43, you can see the precise moment his soul dies."
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 17 Sep 2021, 9:47, archived)

no
Did he not also do ads where he mixed a stick cube with olive oil to make a marinade or something?

Big fall from grace for him eh.
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 17 Sep 2021, 9:54, archived)

AND YEAH, A 'STICK CUBE', WHAT OF IT?????

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 17 Sep 2021, 9:54, archived)

Ussama Khan
7 months ago
Marco blink 3 times if you’re being held captive by Knorr Corp
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 17 Sep 2021, 10:08, archived)

He's no Hairy Biker

(Pres Putin Masturbated on the ruins on, Fri 17 Sep 2021, 11:41, archived)

Hahaha

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 17 Sep 2021, 14:08, archived)

To be fair, he needs the work to pay for his cunt of a son's bugle habit

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 17 Sep 2021, 10:42, archived)