Have you eaten yet? I'm bloody starrrrrvin!!
I wanted to go out for sunday dinner but other half insisted on cooking. I can't even smell any food coming from the kitchen.
( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 19 Sep 2021, 16:32, archived)

anything good on tv?

(piss and shit, Sun 19 Sep 2021, 17:41, archived)

not really.

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 19 Sep 2021, 20:42, archived)

Just ordered Goan curry.
Well nom.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 19 Sep 2021, 19:06, archived)

Just had a Goan your naan.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 19 Sep 2021, 21:23, archived)

Vg

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 19 Sep 2021, 22:26, archived)

I'm not hungry
So I'm drinking my dinner
( Smash Monkey 2 It's Dennis on a smelly minge binge, Sun 19 Sep 2021, 19:27, archived)

Pie in the oven.
Checked into a cottage in the North York Moors for 4 nights, apparently this is where that TV mast burned down so there's no telly. Had a bottle of prosecco in the hot tub, listening to Lee 'Scratch' Perry & friends, chilling out as the sky darkens and the stars come out. But there's no telly, might write off the next 3 nights and go stay in a travelodge so we can watch Eastenders instead.

#garoldklaxon
(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sun 19 Sep 2021, 19:30, archived)

lovely part of the world, enjoy

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sun 19 Sep 2021, 20:31, archived)

Stay on the road. Keep clear of the moors.

( Boris Johnson's Press Secretary, Sun 19 Sep 2021, 20:41, archived)

That's enough. THAT'S. ENOUGH.

( Turing's Artificial Hand Sig Sauer, Sun 19 Sep 2021, 21:00, archived)

Wait, what, your telly can cook?

( broadsword, Sun 19 Sep 2021, 21:21, archived)