I'm fairly sure the culture war bullshit will go up another notch regardless.

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 19:02, archived)

Anyone who isn’t on their knees weeping into the Union flag 24/7 will be deemed a traitor and publicly flogged

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 19:09, archived)

something like this
it's going to get intense insn't it?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 19:12, archived)

100 days of mourning mandated by the Daily Mail
Plus cancelling anyone on Twitter who hasn’t changed their profile pic to a flag
( Cheers Cheers, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 19:14, archived)

at least

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 19:17, archived)

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(The Porcupine From Purgatory katsu revival trust, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 19:30, archived)

I want a timetable so I'll know when it's okay to politicise the death of the head of state.

( brb welcome to my reed organ repair blog, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 20:01, archived)

could be weeks

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 20:03, archived)

It's been a few hours now, should be fine

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 20:15, archived)

just like 9-11

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 20:17, archived)

We all have different ideas of when it’s the best time to make fun of a public figure who’s died.

We all have our own "Dead Princess Diana" jokes, but I got into a lot of trouble for what I did,
which was to do a whole stand-up comedy routine consisting entirely of Dead Diana jokes,
five minutes after the crash.

While in Paris. Going through an underpass. In a white Fiat Uno.
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 20:25, archived)

Beheaded and then thrown into the sea

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 8 Sep 2022, 19:20, archived)

...just for saying they're English

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 8 Sep 2022, 19:32, archived)