friday woo, friday teh quo, friday fucklift, friday that man with the funny face
hullo spazmonaut's, it's Queef here with another totes classic Freitag Thread.

busy weekend ahead? making pizzas using my new baking steel l8r, might go to leytonstone for thai grub 2moz. I've got an open house viewing for my flat in the morning, unless the woman I'm meeting there shortly signs up for it, she is able to pay for a whole year up front which would be da biznizz.

other than that I expect I won't be doing much, apart from ur nan up the guffbox lol
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 10:27, archived)

There is a lot going on there mate.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 10:37, archived)

that's what ur nan said when she saw my 'junk'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 12:18, archived)

I plan on sleeping a lot
I'm unusually tired lately
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 10:45, archived)

alright

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 16 Sep 2022, 12:20, archived)

yep
potential tenant was lovely, I really hope she takes the flat
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 13:03, archived)

by 'the flat' I of course mean 'it up the Paul Gadd'

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 13:04, archived)

Is she fit?

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 16 Sep 2022, 13:04, archived)

yes
30 year old Canadian law student
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 13:05, archived)

maybe it's time to ditch Mrs Queef for some hot Canada shitpipe action

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 16 Sep 2022, 13:16, archived)

defo

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 14:31, archived)

20 year age gap might pose a problem tho

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Fri 16 Sep 2022, 14:58, archived)

im young @ hart m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 15:30, archived)

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( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 17:26, archived)

Lol

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 13:16, archived)

i'm gonna go so hard up your nan's guff box she'll be lying in a state

( $$ ✅, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 12:40, archived)

I'm at half mast as I type this

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 13:05, archived)

Might have a go on the royal starfish

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 12:41, archived)

been there, done that

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 13:04, archived)

always with the sloppy seconds

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 13:27, archived)

I've had some nice guffs yesterday, what with all that cabbage I ate and whatnot

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 13:36, archived)

samesies bro
I had beans on toast for lunch yesterday, then lentil shepherd's pie for dinner. Gufftastic
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 16 Sep 2022, 14:16, archived)