Afternoons
Can we talk lunch yet?
I am considering cheese and bread and a tomato
And proper butter of course
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 12:30, archived)

Sympathy sandwich

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 13:09, archived)

picks up the ricezzzzzzz

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 13:21, archived)

I bought a chicken to make sandwiches
Bad idea, it can't even hold the knife
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 16:25, archived)

this is terrible
*clicks*
( Cheers Cheers, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 17:02, archived)

I've just found some coconut macaroons I'd forgotten about
Lovely.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 13:29, archived)

no you're right, it's a macaroon

(piss and shit, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 15:59, archived)

all neat and tidy in a row

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 17:04, archived)

might make spaghetti with aragula (US) aka rocket (UK) and sardines or herring

( Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 13:32, archived)

anchovies, garlic, chilli flakes and rocket m8
lemon zest, glug of extra virge to dress, bingo
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 17:03, archived)

#keitharsewank

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 13:42, archived)

Chicago Town pepperoni pizza

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 13:47, archived)

D:

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 17:04, archived)

Two poached eggs on dry brown toast

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 15:09, archived)

Isn't all toast dry and brown?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 15:33, archived)

It would be if The Left got their way

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 15:53, archived)

Boy Harsher y/n

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 15:52, archived)

I think it will be easier to just assume I've not heard of anything you might suggest

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 15:54, archived)

they sound like if Adult. went goth

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 15:58, archived)

you sound like a try hard bellend

(piss and shit, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 16:00, archived)

It's an apt description pal, not sure what else I can say really.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 16:01, archived)

I completely agree, 'try hard bellend' really is bang on

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 17:05, archived)

I like that 'Pain' one they did.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 3 Apr 2023, 19:22, archived)

you sexy motherfucker

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 17:04, archived)

Chicken nuggets and chips

(Runcorn shitty limits, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 15:16, archived)

you stole my username!

(Planearm, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 16:43, archived)

any mash?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 16:50, archived)

Braw! Have chi..oh, never mind

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 3 Apr 2023, 17:03, archived)