Asda have sold out of margherita pizza

(Runcorn shitty limits, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 15:19, archived)

And you're a cunt, but do I go to the nearest moribund flebsite whining about it?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 15:20, archived)

^🏆

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 15:26, archived)

🔫 🐟 in a 🛢

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 15:28, archived)

🔫 🐟 ➡️ 🛢

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 15:38, archived)

Are your kids helping you with these?

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 17:05, archived)

my kid's too grown up for this bullshit

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 18:40, archived)

It's not a food, it's a drink

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 15:25, archived)

alright Ian, what's the best instant coffee, and why is it Mellow Bird's?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 15:29, archived)

That's not coffee, that's the cold grey ashes of Belsen
Edit: 🐫 🍆
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 15:31, archived)

Tom Jones'zzzzzzzzzz

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 15:48, archived)

oh man, it's mash-gate all over again!

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 15:48, archived)

Yes

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 17:06, archived)

Fake shortages, ASD!

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 15:52, archived)

Terrible
I weep for you :((
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 15:53, archived)

delicious!
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 17:14, archived)

Ah. So that's why mum's gone to Italy.

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 17:03, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking cunt

( Cheers Cheers, Tue 11 Apr 2023, 17:44, archived)