I might cuntpunch a cocker spaniel this afternoon

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 16:37, archived)

it's good to have a hobby

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 16:40, archived)

h j
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 17:19, archived)

jave lol

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 17:27, archived)

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( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 21:28, archived)

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( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 21:29, archived)

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( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 21:29, archived)

Anal an Aintree?

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 16:50, archived)

Then cockpunch a cunter spaniel, just for balance.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 15 Apr 2023, 16:54, archived)

now you're speaking my labianguage

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 17:34, archived)

TEA OR COFFEE?!

(arseboon dilbaro LIVE Coverage sStream: Semen Khaidenko interview at 21:21 GMT, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 21:21, archived)

I’ve just spunked on a skunk

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 17:05, archived)

might shart on a shetland

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 17:28, archived)

might try sounding a centipede

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 17:35, archived)

might fig a ferret

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 18:39, archived)

then afterwards I might cuddle a cuttlefish

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 18:41, archived)

Awww.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 15 Apr 2023, 19:03, archived)

Trains can fuck off

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 20:16, archived)

only in one of two directions

(piss and shit, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 20:50, archived)

This one barely went in any direction

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 20:56, archived)

Then it can't really fuck off, can it.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 21:25, archived)

Maybe it needs a bit of practice
I mean, to learn how to *really* fuck off
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 21:30, archived)

The Little Train That Could Really Fuck Off
after a bit of practice
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 21:39, archived)

Do they know how to fuck off unless you tell them to? No, they do not.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 21:44, archived)

you fucking stupid fucking shunt

( Cheers Cheers, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 21:55, archived)

Finally

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 22:12, archived)

Mornington Crescent

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 1:42, archived)

lol

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 15 Apr 2023, 22:22, archived)

s
fuck off s
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 16 Apr 2023, 0:23, archived)