I have just found out that today is in fact not Thursday
This unemployment lark is starting to erode my grip on reality

Any exciting plans for the weekend? I'm off to Oxford for my father's 80th 2moz.

Might felch a falcon
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 21 Apr 2023, 14:46, archived)

morning

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 21 Apr 2023, 14:48, archived)

Cheers

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 21 Apr 2023, 14:49, archived)

What?
It is not Thursday?
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Fri 21 Apr 2023, 15:01, archived)

DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT

(sticklebricks, Fri 21 Apr 2023, 15:06, archived)

+you fucking stupid fucking cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Apr 2023, 22:29, archived)

Wife's off work today so it's Saturday here

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Apr 2023, 15:07, archived)

ikr

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 21 Apr 2023, 15:17, archived)

Tip-top!

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Apr 2023, 15:06, archived)

Pffft and Arf

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 21 Apr 2023, 15:18, archived)

Nom

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 21 Apr 2023, 19:00, archived)

dunno what yer on about bruv, pretty sure it's only wednesday

( broadsword, Fri 21 Apr 2023, 15:11, archived)

don't do my head in m8

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 21 Apr 2023, 15:18, archived)

alright

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 21 Apr 2023, 15:12, archived)

nothing from the cheese chaps yet
don't reckon I'm going to get an interview :*(
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 21 Apr 2023, 15:19, archived)

Never rind mate, I'm sure something else will crop up.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 21 Apr 2023, 15:27, archived)

I'll brielieve it when I see it

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 21 Apr 2023, 15:35, archived)

I'm sure there will be a whey to see yourself back into employment.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 21 Apr 2023, 15:40, archived)

I hope so, or I might not be able to pay my rennet

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 21 Apr 2023, 15:49, archived)

Enough of these puns, I camembert it any longer.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Fri 21 Apr 2023, 15:53, archived)

Still waiting for my great niece to arrive
Babies have no respect for time
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 21 Apr 2023, 16:24, archived)

Babies are fucking twats, there, I said it

( broadsword, Fri 21 Apr 2023, 16:25, archived)

too preoccupied to comment

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Apr 2023, 16:46, archived)

They freak me out

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 21 Apr 2023, 16:48, archived)

meh, I'm employed but I still spent all of Monday thinking it was Tuesday

(piss and shit, Fri 21 Apr 2023, 16:35, archived)

Happy Birthday to Queef's dad tomorrow, his 80th birthday which is on 22nd April which is also his birthday.

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Fri 21 Apr 2023, 17:45, archived)