I am coughing up a lung
So not going anywhere today. Going to make chicken in black bean sauce with fried rice, I think
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 11:44, archived)

Doesn't sound good
The lung thing not the grub
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 11:50, archived)

get well soon pal

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 12:21, archived)

Ta
They've decided to call the baby Rivah.I don't know if they've chosen it because they like the sound or because they like the meaning. Didn't expect them to pick a Hebrew name, tbh
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 15:10, archived)

my brother just sent me this link to a flat in Birkenhead
www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/133414625#/

It's not right for him, but fuck me, £110k? The equivalent flat in a Grade 1 listed building in London would be £800k+ minimum I would think. Tempted to move up myself...
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 12:41, archived)

sound system in the shitter
nice
( $$ ✅, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 13:00, archived)

Boney M'szzzzzz

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 13:26, archived)

Golly cheap up North
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 13:30, archived)

Innit doe
Prolly smells of chips and rickets tho
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 13:34, archived)

Chips are fine
Ask Adam about Rickets
Best kippers I have ever had was from a place in Whitby
Bloody stunning what a beautiful part of the Norf
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 14:04, archived)

Can't think of much worse than lifing in a listed building
apart from living in a fisted one.
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 14:48, archived)

Hamilton Square is rather nice, tbh
Mostly pedestrianised, a nice little park and just one stop on the bus or train into Liverpool Town centre
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 15:06, archived)

U r already pretty up urself m8, lololol.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 23 Apr 2023, 15:13, archived)

Had to call 111 myself yesterday. Called them at 9:48am
They called me back at 2:18am this morning. Which I thought was very considerate of them.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 15:05, archived)

I will be reminding my doctor tomorrow
That he told me last week that I didn't have a chest infection, because I was only coughing a bit
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 15:08, archived)

Seems we are in the same boat smash.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 15:28, archived)

His name is Dr. Dare
I'm always disappointed that his first name isn't Dan
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 15:41, archived)

probably hoping you'd died in the interim
lol rim
(piss and shit, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 15:38, archived)