better morning
hi knob's, happy Sunday to you. Just cycling off a few of yesterday's calories before taking on some tip-top nom new ones. Nut roast today, not a euphemism.

u?
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 10:26, archived)

Nice meal yesterday?
My parents are over with nommy crab dad caught yesterday so I will do a stir fry with noodles and whatever I find
Then destroying undersea communication cables
Cables lol
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 10:49, archived)

it was a lovely day, shame my prick child wasn't there
as my father said, he's not planning on having another 80th birthday

this is my favourite crab recipe, it's a beauty
sites.google.com/view/il-palazzo/kitchen/dinners/trade-up-the-bolognese-for-bill-grangers-crab-and-chilli-linguine
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 12:21, archived)

Ooh looks nice
I just have normal red onions but I am sure it'll be ok
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 12:35, archived)

absolutely fine, just make sure you chop them as small as is humanly possible

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 12:42, archived)

I am coughing up a lung
So not going anywhere today. Going to make chicken in black bean sauce with fried rice, I think
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 11:44, archived)

Doesn't sound good
The lung thing not the grub
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 11:50, archived)

get well soon pal

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 12:21, archived)

Ta
They've decided to call the baby Rivah.I don't know if they've chosen it because they like the sound or because they like the meaning. Didn't expect them to pick a Hebrew name, tbh
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 15:10, archived)

my brother just sent me this link to a flat in Birkenhead
www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/133414625#/

It's not right for him, but fuck me, £110k? The equivalent flat in a Grade 1 listed building in London would be £800k+ minimum I would think. Tempted to move up myself...
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 12:41, archived)

sound system in the shitter
nice
( $$ ✅, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 13:00, archived)

Boney M'szzzzzz

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 13:26, archived)

Golly cheap up North
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 13:30, archived)

Innit doe
Prolly smells of chips and rickets tho
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 13:34, archived)

Chips are fine
Ask Adam about Rickets
Best kippers I have ever had was from a place in Whitby
Bloody stunning what a beautiful part of the Norf
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 14:04, archived)

Can't think of much worse than lifing in a listed building
apart from living in a fisted one.
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 14:48, archived)

Hamilton Square is rather nice, tbh
Mostly pedestrianised, a nice little park and just one stop on the bus or train into Liverpool Town centre
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 15:06, archived)

U r already pretty up urself m8, lololol.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 23 Apr 2023, 15:13, archived)

Had to call 111 myself yesterday. Called them at 9:48am
They called me back at 2:18am this morning. Which I thought was very considerate of them.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 15:05, archived)

I will be reminding my doctor tomorrow
That he told me last week that I didn't have a chest infection, because I was only coughing a bit
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 15:08, archived)

Seems we are in the same boat smash.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 15:28, archived)

His name is Dr. Dare
I'm always disappointed that his first name isn't Dan
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 15:41, archived)

probably hoping you'd died in the interim
lol rim
(piss and shit, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 15:38, archived)

I'm patiently awaiting this alarm to go off at 3pm

( $$ ✅, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 13:01, archived)

I have a cunning plan
To rain the nukes down at this time
NATO bollox
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 13:27, archived)

This is a test of Ham Urgency Alerts, a new b3ta service that will warn you if there are discounted meat products nearby.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 13:34, archived)

That’s armageddon sorted!

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 13:43, archived)

Probably the shittest King novel I ever had the misfortune to read
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 13:37, archived)

Not quite
www.amazon.co.uk/Guilty-Jonathan-King/dp/0956417167
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 13:43, archived)

Poor ol Stevie can't hit it out of the park every time

( $$ ✅, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 14:27, archived)

Go on, Steve. Give it some yer cunt!

( $$ ✅, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 14:27, archived)

It's been decades since I read Michael Crichton's Prey but I came away from that one as well with a horrid aftertaste of "Oh no, technology!"

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 14:52, archived)

You've clearly never read Rose Madder or Gerald's game

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 15:29, archived)

Beep beep
Sos early :(
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 14:06, archived)

Vaccine microchip: ACTIVATED

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 15:00, archived)

Christ that was loud!
Braaaaiinss, I mean
( Cheers Cheers, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 15:01, archived)

Mine wasn't, about the same volume as a normal ring

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 15:02, archived)

My phone was on silent, maybe they make it play at max volume

lol ‘ring’
( Cheers Cheers, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 15:06, archived)

I've turned them off now

( $$ ✅, Sun 23 Apr 2023, 15:05, archived)

Simple stir-fry this evening, but last night's dinner was great.
I cooked two sirloin steaks sous vide, with a home-made steak rub based on dried wild mushroom powder, topped with a different kind of wild mushroom. The steaks were about 350 grams each, too.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 23 Apr 2023, 15:07, archived)