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morning, I mean
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 30 Apr 2023, 11:16, archived)

Morning Queef.
We've paid a fortune to take the wee lad to a "wildlife and dinosaur park", and all he wants to do is go in the soft play area, like the one we could have taken him to at home for a couple of quid. The little prick.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 30 Apr 2023, 11:55, archived)

Soft play places are ghastly, but my kid loves them.
Fit kin ye dae?
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 30 Apr 2023, 12:53, archived)

He ended up enjoying the real monkeys and real fake dinosaurs, so all was well in the end.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 30 Apr 2023, 14:42, archived)

what a cunt
Your kid, I mean
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 30 Apr 2023, 16:55, archived)

IKR?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 30 Apr 2023, 17:50, archived)