+ salma hayek's

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Tue 2 May 2023, 15:13, archived)

Imagine Ian Botham's footpenis between Salma Hayek's bumtits.
PHWOAR.
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 2 May 2023, 15:22, archived)

Backnips
Salma Hayek's Saucy Backnips
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 May 2023, 15:42, archived)

Please go easy on the misogynistic "Ian Botham's footpenis would" type posts whenever Salma Hayek's bumtits are posted on the board. Not only can it get a bit tiresome, but it can be intimidating and unwelcoming for a lot of lady boarders. Besides, even if Ian Botham's footpenis would, Salma Hayek's bumtits probably wouldn't.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 2 May 2023, 16:11, archived)

so we're cool on the backnips then, good

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 2 May 2023, 18:48, archived)