Say alrites to him
Last time we spoke yonks back he mentioned he had not been well I hope all is fine now
And ask him for any decent football tips
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 3 May 2023, 14:21, archived)

I shall indeed, he's OK now btw

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 May 2023, 14:23, archived)

Try to score as many goals as possible while not letting your opponents score any.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 3 May 2023, 14:43, archived)

Seems unfair

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 May 2023, 14:56, archived)

Writes down carefully

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 3 May 2023, 15:16, archived)

See, the thing about Arsenal is that they always try to just walk it in.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 3 May 2023, 14:51, archived)

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( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 3 May 2023, 14:59, archived)

#keitharsewank

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 3 May 2023, 15:28, archived)

what was Arsewank thinking bringing Walcott on that early?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 3 May 2023, 15:50, archived)