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Pushing that camel knobber down the board
Alt: John Major.
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 3 May 2023, 11:08, archived)
hiya
Alt: Morris Minor
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 3 May 2023, 11:08, archived)
This is the chorus of millions

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 3 May 2023, 11:14, archived)
Holding us back

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 3 May 2023, 11:24, archived)
Welcome to the Terrordromedary

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 3 May 2023, 12:02, archived)
Yo, bum the camel

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 3 May 2023, 12:05, archived)
He knob camel's earhole

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 3 May 2023, 12:26, archived)
Most of My Heroes Still Don't Interfere on No Hump

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 3 May 2023, 15:39, archived)

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Major-Ball
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 May 2023, 11:23, archived)
Fascinating life story.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 3 May 2023, 11:38, archived)
You want to push John Major down the board?

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 3 May 2023, 11:23, archived)
Why not

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 3 May 2023, 11:34, archived)
Out of a window would be better
Preferably on the 27th floor
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 3 May 2023, 11:38, archived)
He's starting to look not too bad compared to almost every PM we've had since.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 3 May 2023, 11:49, archived)
Who knew at the time eh

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 3 May 2023, 12:02, archived)
At this rate, in 30 years we'll be looking back fondly on the Liz Truss era

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 3 May 2023, 12:06, archived)
That bitch couldn't coordinate her own blinking

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 3 May 2023, 12:07, archived)
No way to talk about Tupac

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 3 May 2023, 12:14, archived)
Even May started being more likeable once she was off the front bench and actively criticising the cabinet.

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 3 May 2023, 12:36, archived)
It's easy to criticize people for not clearing up the shitshow you left them with

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 3 May 2023, 15:11, archived)
There I met a PM, who wouldn't say his proard

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 3 May 2023, 11:48, archived)
you are the center of the universe today, congrats!

(I helped save b3ta! Woodkovsky ☹️➝🚻➝🚽➝😣➝💩➝🧻➝😁, Wed 3 May 2023, 11:55, archived)
Ta
I think my main account turns 16 on Sunday
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 3 May 2023, 12:06, archived)
Finally, spanishfly will stop gazzing it

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 3 May 2023, 15:29, archived)
I prefer John Minor
And his brothers Minimus and Maximus
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 3 May 2023, 12:42, archived)
relevant to the interests of queef and tea, maybe turtle power
www.theguardian.com/music/2023/may/03/bleep-dance-music-80s-yorkshire
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 3 May 2023, 13:30, archived)
Yes

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 3 May 2023, 13:42, archived)
yr welcs

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 3 May 2023, 13:59, archived)
Cheer's

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 3 May 2023, 14:01, archived)
nice

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 3 May 2023, 13:49, archived)
innit just

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 3 May 2023, 13:59, archived)
funnily enough I was only playing this the other day
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JaKfjXdx6Gk&ab_channel=d-zone
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 May 2023, 14:03, archived)
No-one cares, Queef

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 3 May 2023, 14:28, archived)
I made a cheeky mashup of one of my tunes with another, more well-known but frankly less good, tune:
soundcloud.com/sid-viscous/voodoo-joy
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 3 May 2023, 14:37, archived)
excellent, some of my favourite dance records listed there

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 May 2023, 13:56, archived)
including the famous Warp hit 'Sweet Exorcist' by their premier signing, 'Testone'.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 3 May 2023, 14:00, archived)
I was expecting this

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 May 2023, 14:02, archived)
lol

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 3 May 2023, 14:03, archived)
off out on the piss with Jeffthedogfucker in a minute

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 May 2023, 14:05, archived)
Please pass on my fondest regards.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 3 May 2023, 14:12, archived)
will do
he managed to get a coach from Bristol to London for £3.50, mental eh
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 May 2023, 14:20, archived)
Amazing that that can be financially feasible.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 3 May 2023, 14:21, archived)
They carry organs for transplants in ice boxes in the luggage hold

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 3 May 2023, 14:31, archived)

ice boxes in the luggage hold the bodies of the unwitting passengers
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 3 May 2023, 14:43, archived)
lol

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 May 2023, 14:55, archived)
Say alrites to him
Last time we spoke yonks back he mentioned he had not been well I hope all is fine now
And ask him for any decent football tips
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 3 May 2023, 14:21, archived)
I shall indeed, he's OK now btw

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 3 May 2023, 14:23, archived)
Try to score as many goals as possible while not letting your opponents score any.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 3 May 2023, 14:43, archived)
Seems unfair

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 3 May 2023, 14:56, archived)
Writes down carefully

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 3 May 2023, 15:16, archived)
See, the thing about Arsenal is that they always try to just walk it in.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 3 May 2023, 14:51, archived)

nal
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(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 3 May 2023, 14:59, archived)
#keitharsewank

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 3 May 2023, 15:28, archived)
what was Arsewank thinking bringing Walcott on that early?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 3 May 2023, 15:50, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 3 May 2023, 15:27, archived)

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(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 3 May 2023, 15:36, archived)