You know, I'm sure I once heard "top bollocks" as a term for boobs.
Anyone else? Or was it just a local thing, for the local people?
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 4 May 2023, 14:48, archived)

yep, I've heard that one too

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 May 2023, 15:00, archived)

I've heard it. It's the sort of thing Rik Mayall would say in 'Bottom.'
Heh, 'bottom.'
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 4 May 2023, 15:01, archived)

Queef's a big fan of Rik Mayall, don't get him started.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 4 May 2023, 15:06, archived)

WOOF!

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 4 May 2023, 15:28, archived)

he was brilliant that time he came off a quadbike

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 4 May 2023, 15:54, archived)

Dunno why he was wanking on it in the first place, classic Rik I suppose

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 4 May 2023, 16:00, archived)

Yeah, I've heard that one.
Aside from being puerile, it's also objectifying and demeaning to women.
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 4 May 2023, 15:06, archived)

Never heard that one before

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Thu 4 May 2023, 15:14, archived)

Chesticles

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 4 May 2023, 15:36, archived)

yeah always thought it made more sense for moobs than boobs

( broadsword, Thu 4 May 2023, 15:40, archived)

Or people who sport those weird dangly "flesh tunnels"
which until now I thought was just earlobes, but having googled it people nowadays get holes made through their cheeks as well, ffs
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 4 May 2023, 15:46, archived)

bum?

( broadsword, Thu 4 May 2023, 16:07, archived)

No I think a bumhole is something different

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 4 May 2023, 16:24, archived)

Go on then.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 4 May 2023, 18:03, archived)

*bums*

( broadsword, Thu 4 May 2023, 19:46, archived)

Aww, it's just like old times.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 4 May 2023, 20:16, archived)

Nowadays
Those damn young uns
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 4 May 2023, 16:37, archived)

I've seen that on qotw, I think.
Anyone who unironically utters that or the one Cheers mentioned should be flayed.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 4 May 2023, 15:49, archived)

Swank?

( Cheers Cheers, Thu 4 May 2023, 16:15, archived)

salma hayek's top bollocks

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 4 May 2023, 16:20, archived)

bottom-top bollocks, surely

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 4 May 2023, 16:36, archived)

Ian Botham's footmanclit

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 4 May 2023, 16:37, archived)

I have no idea what part of the anatomy I'm supposed to be thinking of now
Sorry
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 4 May 2023, 16:38, archived)

Chestees

( broadsword, Thu 4 May 2023, 16:42, archived)

salma hayek's bumtits

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 4 May 2023, 16:43, archived)

No, still lost me
Are we suggesting nipply buttocks?
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 4 May 2023, 16:44, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8368806
(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 4 May 2023, 16:56, archived)

Ah, historical reenactment
All is clear
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Thu 4 May 2023, 17:11, archived)

it's going to get very complicated and VERY sexy, isn't it?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 4 May 2023, 16:42, archived)

Wonder whether rob would add a "b3ta, you mean" button to save keep typing it

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 4 May 2023, 17:22, archived)

Has anyone said 'b3ta' yet?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 4 May 2023, 17:25, archived)