Only Boris can save them now.
But why should he, after the disgraceful way his colleagues have treated him!!!!!
#karma
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 7 May 2023, 9:54, archived)

Not even Boris will be enough now.
#ReanimateMaggie
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 7 May 2023, 9:56, archived)

not even maggie will be enough now
fill hitler's urn with nanobots
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 10:00, archived)

Better. Stronger. Faster.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 7 May 2023, 10:05, archived)

Hitler has only got one bot

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 7 May 2023, 10:26, archived)

bloody cost saving initiatives
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 10:32, archived)