Morning you fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggots

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 7 May 2023, 8:51, archived)

cackerel

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 7 May 2023, 8:53, archived)

CACK A DOODLE DONK!

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 8:59, archived)

These days, if you say "not my king", you'll be arrested and thrown in jail.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 7 May 2023, 9:21, archived)

#mordaunt4pm

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Sun 7 May 2023, 9:21, archived)

She'll get her turn to be leader of the opposition when the tories burn through them after the next election

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 7 May 2023, 9:32, archived)

Only Boris can save them now.
But why should he, after the disgraceful way his colleagues have treated him!!!!!
#karma
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 7 May 2023, 9:54, archived)

Not even Boris will be enough now.
#ReanimateMaggie
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 7 May 2023, 9:56, archived)

not even maggie will be enough now
fill hitler's urn with nanobots
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 10:00, archived)

Better. Stronger. Faster.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 7 May 2023, 10:05, archived)

Hitler has only got one bot

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 7 May 2023, 10:26, archived)

bloody cost saving initiatives
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 10:32, archived)

-rn
+m
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 7 May 2023, 10:24, archived)

It's almost as if we don't live in a democracy at all

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 7 May 2023, 9:55, archived)

No it isn't.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 7 May 2023, 9:57, archived)

But what if Just Stop Baddies had glued their hands onto The King's FACE???
Would the hand-wringing snowflakes be alright with that too??? Because this is what will happen if you allow free speech!
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 7 May 2023, 10:02, archived)

The sooner we have an AI issuing commands to Met snipers the better.
Actually no, take human hesitancy out of it. Just install robot turret guns into all the public spaces, linked up to a database of undesirables and dissenters. For the greater good.
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 7 May 2023, 10:09, archived)

All we need is a statuesque woman with a giant sword.
That'll sort everything out.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 7 May 2023, 10:28, archived)

#tyrisflare4pm

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 7 May 2023, 10:35, archived)

I have a sword

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 7 May 2023, 10:39, archived)

How well have you studied it though

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 7 May 2023, 10:43, archived)

I could be more proficient
But I make up for it with enthusiasm
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 7 May 2023, 11:39, archived)

use the flat side to slap and the pointy end to stir cups of tea.
that's about it i think
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 12:51, archived)

#sm4pm

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 7 May 2023, 11:34, archived)

Taking our country back, one drug dealer at a time.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 7 May 2023, 11:39, archived)

ɮǿľļö¢ķ§ ɷ

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 10:03, archived)

gut cunt

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 7 May 2023, 10:15, archived)

#notmygunt

( Cheers Cheers, Sun 7 May 2023, 10:47, archived)

if you keep forgetting the gravy someone might think you're being homophobic

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 7 May 2023, 14:46, archived)