All we need is a statuesque woman with a giant sword.
That'll sort everything out.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 7 May 2023, 10:28, archived)

#tyrisflare4pm

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 7 May 2023, 10:35, archived)

I have a sword

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 7 May 2023, 10:39, archived)

How well have you studied it though

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 7 May 2023, 10:43, archived)

I could be more proficient
But I make up for it with enthusiasm
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Sun 7 May 2023, 11:39, archived)

use the flat side to slap and the pointy end to stir cups of tea.
that's about it i think
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 12:51, archived)

#sm4pm

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 7 May 2023, 11:34, archived)

Taking our country back, one drug dealer at a time.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 7 May 2023, 11:39, archived)