Could be a dose of unadulterated chid's piss

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:10, archived)

chid capri?

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:11, archived)

Capri Son?

(( * )( * ) ( . Y . ) (○¥○) ( ͜ₒ ㅅ ͜ ₒ), Sun 7 May 2023, 16:15, archived)

Ford Capri

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:15, archived)

my mum had a 2.8l capri
probably worth a fortune now if the heaviest steering in the world hasn't guided it into an oak tree
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:16, archived)

2.8lllll? I don't get it :(

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:22, archived)

gigawatts
i know that makes no sense but i don't care
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:26, archived)

of course it doesn't
it was 1.21 gigawatts, not 2.8
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:37, archived)

yeah, well, different, cars, different, specs ,innit ,m8

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 7 May 2023, 16:38, archived)