Depending on their height and weight
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( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 15 May 2023, 20:12, archived)

I admire your pluck.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 15 May 2023, 20:15, archived)

I reckon there are probably some pretty hard 13-year-olds out there.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 15 May 2023, 20:57, archived)

Disgusting.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 15 May 2023, 22:49, archived)

What's your shtyle?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 May 2023, 20:57, archived)

A little-known school of kung fu, derived from the famous 'Drunken Master', called 'Damp Spastic.'

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 15 May 2023, 20:58, archived)

The school of the legendary "Clammy Hand" technique

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 May 2023, 21:02, archived)

Kick them in the nads
Then sit down and use my weight against their lifting techniques
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 15 May 2023, 22:49, archived)

I'll hold your coat

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 15 May 2023, 22:58, archived)