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I might suck off a Simulant

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 21 May 2023, 15:44, archived)
the ones i get are usually boil in the vag

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 21 May 2023, 15:50, archived)
Are you a (Roy) Batty-boy?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 21 May 2023, 15:56, archived)
OR, right, or, you could cook some oven chips, then poke them into a slice of bread so they're sticking up, then pour ketchup over it all
Voila! Hedgehog roadkill surprise!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 May 2023, 16:18, archived)
I don't have an oven
Is it okay to use Twiglets and hot sauce?
(I helped save b3ta! Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 21 May 2023, 18:24, archived)
Hell yes! Regional variations are having a moment right now.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 21 May 2023, 20:53, archived)