We've got a temp in the office
she's absolutely thick as mince. Actually takes up more of the team's time to supervise than she saves. We've run out of menial taks for her as she can't really manage anything more complex than shredding paper.
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 24 May 2023, 13:09, archived)

I think it might be sexist to use a thick lass as a paper shredder

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 May 2023, 13:21, archived)

She's got the hand strength and the talons, though

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 24 May 2023, 14:12, archived)

is she fit?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 24 May 2023, 13:22, archived)

She's very young
and drab
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 24 May 2023, 13:57, archived)

Tell her to get you something from a department you don't have

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 24 May 2023, 13:22, archived)

She's not unpleasant
just dense and boring
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Wed 24 May 2023, 13:58, archived)

Write a sitcom about it
then everyone can scream about misogyny, again
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Wed 24 May 2023, 13:39, archived)

alright John Cleese, calm down

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 24 May 2023, 14:11, archived)

ministry of silly cunts

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 24 May 2023, 15:02, archived)

youtu.be/ERmdTGJxIhg
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 24 May 2023, 19:34, archived)