real cheese is rubbed on mouldy cellar walls

( MiseryCunt, Mon 29 May 2023, 22:16, archived)

-cellar +cave

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 May 2023, 22:24, archived)

or sewer if you shop at aldi

( MiseryCunt, Mon 29 May 2023, 22:25, archived)

i genuinely went to france on a school trip when i was 12 and we went to a 'cheese factory'
it was a farm with a mouldy walled cheese cellar and rolled the cheese on the walls did she.

then father tony bummed dominic with a ruler
( MiseryCunt, Mon 29 May 2023, 23:16, archived)

It's no jacob dyer is it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 May 2023, 1:33, archived)

it was quite a large ruler, as i recall.
a bit smelly an all.
( MiseryCunt, Tue 30 May 2023, 2:16, archived)

🤴💩

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 May 2023, 3:17, archived)

-l

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 30 May 2023, 7:00, archived)

Simon & Garfunkelzz

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 29 May 2023, 22:25, archived)