Alligator Shitfuck, anyone?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 29 May 2023, 21:11, archived)

Can't, busy at 1am

( mongychops, Mon 29 May 2023, 21:15, archived)

Unmissable cottaging appointment?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 29 May 2023, 21:21, archived)

what is an cottaging?

( MiseryCunt, Mon 29 May 2023, 21:35, archived)

It's a euphemism for making cheese

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 29 May 2023, 21:54, archived)

disgusting

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 May 2023, 22:16, archived)

real cheese is rubbed on mouldy cellar walls

( MiseryCunt, Mon 29 May 2023, 22:16, archived)

-cellar +cave

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 May 2023, 22:24, archived)

or sewer if you shop at aldi

( MiseryCunt, Mon 29 May 2023, 22:25, archived)

i genuinely went to france on a school trip when i was 12 and we went to a 'cheese factory'
it was a farm with a mouldy walled cheese cellar and rolled the cheese on the walls did she.

then father tony bummed dominic with a ruler
( MiseryCunt, Mon 29 May 2023, 23:16, archived)

It's no jacob dyer is it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 May 2023, 1:33, archived)

it was quite a large ruler, as i recall.
a bit smelly an all.
( MiseryCunt, Tue 30 May 2023, 2:16, archived)

🤴💩

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 30 May 2023, 3:17, archived)

-l

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Tue 30 May 2023, 7:00, archived)

Simon & Garfunkelzz

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 29 May 2023, 22:25, archived)

Rain check? I'm busy right now

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 May 2023, 21:15, archived)

Have you ever noticed how people in foreign countries talk in code?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 29 May 2023, 21:17, archived)

9

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 29 May 2023, 21:24, archived)

1

( MiseryCunt, Mon 29 May 2023, 21:29, archived)

Didn't play

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 29 May 2023, 21:38, archived)

Yahtzee!

( MiseryCunt, Mon 29 May 2023, 21:46, archived)

No real Croshaws pls

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Mon 29 May 2023, 21:50, archived)

fuck me i thought friz was in jail
rip bby
( MiseryCunt, Mon 29 May 2023, 22:18, archived)