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the longer you stay awake for in one hit the less your farts smell, exponentially.
it gets to a point where nobody notices you're farting at all.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt perpetual motion tambourine. shut up!, Tue 30 May 2023, 18:47, archived)
Not unless they're deaf

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 30 May 2023, 19:20, archived)
my hole is so loose even the most sensitive military listening devices can't detect them.
If they designed one with a nose and i haven't been on a badonklers amphetamine binge i might be found out tho
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt perpetual motion tambourine. shut up!, Tue 30 May 2023, 19:26, archived)
i fart more quietly than ghosts these days

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt perpetual motion tambourine. shut up!, Tue 30 May 2023, 19:27, archived)
king frat I'm not

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt perpetual motion tambourine. shut up!, Tue 30 May 2023, 19:28, archived)
I produce excessively loud farts

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 30 May 2023, 20:01, archived)
those are queef richard's

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt perpetual motion tambourine. shut up!, Tue 30 May 2023, 21:19, archived)
Is this a result of excessive bumming?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 30 May 2023, 20:49, archived)
naturally
or unnaturally, depending on how you look at it.

*wink*
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt perpetual motion tambourine. shut up!, Tue 30 May 2023, 21:20, archived)
Natural or unnatural is subjective
If you're a massive raging gammon cunt, you may well deny people their feelings or vices to make you feel better
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 30 May 2023, 23:21, archived)
Gammon is a terribly racist term.
Where's brb when you need him?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 30 May 2023, 23:56, archived)
Fucking your dad.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 31 May 2023, 0:01, archived)
Stop that immediately!
He's 80 this year.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 31 May 2023, 7:51, archived)
I might write a paper on this
Examples please
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Tue 30 May 2023, 19:35, archived)
no examples
made it up. soz.
(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt perpetual motion tambourine. shut up!, Tue 30 May 2023, 21:20, archived)