my hole is so loose even the most sensitive military listening devices can't detect them.
If they designed one with a nose and i haven't been on a badonklers amphetamine binge i might be found out tho
( MiseryCunt perpetual motion tambourine. shut up!, Tue 30 May 2023, 19:26, archived)

i fart more quietly than ghosts these days

( MiseryCunt perpetual motion tambourine. shut up!, Tue 30 May 2023, 19:27, archived)

king frat I'm not

( MiseryCunt perpetual motion tambourine. shut up!, Tue 30 May 2023, 19:28, archived)

I produce excessively loud farts

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 30 May 2023, 20:01, archived)

those are queef richard's

( MiseryCunt perpetual motion tambourine. shut up!, Tue 30 May 2023, 21:19, archived)

Is this a result of excessive bumming?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Tue 30 May 2023, 20:49, archived)

naturally
or unnaturally, depending on how you look at it.

*wink*
( MiseryCunt perpetual motion tambourine. shut up!, Tue 30 May 2023, 21:20, archived)

Natural or unnatural is subjective
If you're a massive raging gammon cunt, you may well deny people their feelings or vices to make you feel better
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Tue 30 May 2023, 23:21, archived)

Gammon is a terribly racist term.
Where's brb when you need him?
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Tue 30 May 2023, 23:56, archived)

Fucking your dad.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Wed 31 May 2023, 0:01, archived)

Stop that immediately!
He's 80 this year.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 31 May 2023, 7:51, archived)