My morning news feed is just Phillip Schofield over and over again.
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Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 31 May 2023, 8:09,
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He throws orphans off roofs
And sticks pins into kittens
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 31 May 2023, 8:14,
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Schofield is Illuminati
And transforms into a lizard on the full moon
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President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Wed 31 May 2023, 8:30,
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