About 10 feet away from Adrian Chiles
Might sneeze on him and tell him his column is shit.
(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 3 Jun 2023, 13:55, archived)

He's perfecting the art of making a living by writing about literally nothing.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 3 Jun 2023, 19:58, archived)

Keith R Swank, you mean.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory Tom Cruise piss films, Sat 3 Jun 2023, 20:04, archived)

Too harsh.

(morning Hairy biscuit!, Sat 3 Jun 2023, 22:14, archived)