Well I like to make sure everybody is out of the house, get a big box of tissues out and then put on prime ministers question time.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 18:52, archived)

Apologies for the confusion, Gazza. Here's an actual ASCII art representation of a b3ta user named "mofaha":

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( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 19:02, archived)

Looks like a silhouette of the American Dennis The Menace
Is that what you look like?
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 21:17, archived)