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(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 19:49, archived)
When you are out using power tools you smile at the ground, the tree, any inanimate object, but not me, you slag

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 20:17, archived)
Sunday, even if you're not a Christian it's still a traditional day of rest, relaxation, and I'll cut that fucking smile into your face permanently shall I

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 20:21, archived)
I like Craig David's new direction

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 20:42, archived)
Mastering my new album #22 and had to give you all a little taster I wasn't messing around when I said this is an R&B album

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 20:45, archived)
rubbish and bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 20:46, archived)
arseboon dilbaro

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 20:56, archived)
Big fat hairy sweaty fannies.
HBO will pick this thread up
(I helped save b3ta! mongychops, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 22:08, archived)
Shit your spine out

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 20:25, archived)
and my axe

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 20:39, archived)
Jackson is from NZ, weird that he didn't write Lynx

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 20:41, archived)
product placement

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 20:43, archived)
One does not simply Walker's Crisps

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 20:45, archived)
proper lol

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 20:46, archived)
into MorDoritos

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 20:48, archived)
What has it got in its Old El Paso Tortilla Pockets™es

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 20:48, archived)
fucking hell
a short pause there while I briefly tried to explain why I suddenly burst out laughing again, it's actually a lot more complicated than it seems
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 20:49, archived)
McCain Curly Fries, you fools

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 4 Jun 2023, 20:57, archived)
Bop It! It's quite cool.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 5 Jun 2023, 8:21, archived)