Turmeric, bright eyes

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 9:00, archived)

N.B. this doesn't work if you pronounce it "tumouric" like a fucking idiot

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 9:00, archived)

That is something about which I get far, far more annoyed than is rational, but I can't help it
Why would the first 'R' be silent? What kind of fucking stupid fucking wanker would think that?

I don't want to get Newham Council involved in this but so help me God I will if necessary.
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 10:15, archived)

I hate those people as well.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Thu 8 Jun 2023, 10:23, archived)

Newham Council, you mean.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 10:31, archived)

POHIBITED

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 8 Jun 2023, 10:31, archived)

*angry Teletubby noises*

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 8 Jun 2023, 13:43, archived)