Don't you try to out-wizard me, you great flouncy Maiar.

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 19 Jun 2023, 20:05, archived)

I'm the full wizard, not just the sleeve

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 19 Jun 2023, 20:44, archived)

How big were Gandalf's balls, do you reckon?

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 19 Jun 2023, 20:52, archived)

Imagine the size of his neck

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 19 Jun 2023, 20:53, archived)

neck sounds galadriel

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 0:18, archived)

I'm going to carry your ring off, because I don't like your ring.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 0:20, archived)

I turn into a flock of crows and fly away when attacked. If you hit me, it's murder.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 11:21, archived)

Given that wizards are usually celibate
In literature, at least, I'd say fucking huge
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Mon 19 Jun 2023, 21:02, archived)

celibate doesn't mean they weren't tugging away like chimps thw whole time

(piss and shit, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 9:04, archived)

Glandoff

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 10:47, archived)

Q. Who wrote from experience about racism in the Deep South of Valinor?
A. Maia Angelou!
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 19 Jun 2023, 22:07, archived)