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GOOD EVENING

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 19 Jun 2023, 19:01, archived)
Good evening.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 19 Jun 2023, 19:02, archived)
Bollocks

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 19 Jun 2023, 19:06, archived)
BUMSEX, TIMOTHY!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Mon 19 Jun 2023, 19:08, archived)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fmeb-f4pthA
(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Mon 19 Jun 2023, 19:36, archived)
What do you mean?
Do you want to wish me a good evening, or are you saying that this is an evening on which to be good? Or are you saying that you feel good on this particular evening?
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Calm down, Gandalf, you crotchety old cunt.

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 19 Jun 2023, 19:55, archived)
Don't you try to out-wizard me, you great flouncy Maiar.

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 19 Jun 2023, 20:05, archived)
I'm the full wizard, not just the sleeve

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How big were Gandalf's balls, do you reckon?

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Mon 19 Jun 2023, 20:52, archived)
Imagine the size of his neck

(I helped save b3ta! Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 19 Jun 2023, 20:53, archived)
neck sounds galadriel

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 0:18, archived)
I'm going to carry your ring off, because I don't like your ring.

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 0:20, archived)
I turn into a flock of crows and fly away when attacked. If you hit me, it's murder.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 11:21, archived)
Given that wizards are usually celibate
In literature, at least, I'd say fucking huge
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celibate doesn't mean they weren't tugging away like chimps thw whole time

(piss and shit, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 9:04, archived)
Glandoff

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Tue 20 Jun 2023, 10:47, archived)
Q. Who wrote from experience about racism in the Deep South of Valinor?
A. Maia Angelou!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 19 Jun 2023, 22:07, archived)