Pushing that camel knobber down the board

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 13:41, archived)

^ camel knobber prodder

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 13:45, archived)

At your service

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 14:22, archived)

Turtle power.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 14:26, archived)

I don't like this new version of Snakes & Ladders.
Is it woke? It's probably woke.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 13:46, archived)

Snakes and Ladettes

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 13:54, archived)

Snakes and Ladas

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 14:22, archived)

Snakes & Snakes
Some snakes go up, some snakes go down. There are no ladders, because that would be ableist.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 14:31, archived)

That would just be snakes on a plain

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 14:39, archived)

transitional lizards

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 14:36, archived)

b3ta.com/talk/8374706
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 15:39, archived)

afternoon gizzards

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 16:37, archived)

legs on a snake

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 16:58, archived)

Fakes and spanners.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 14:57, archived)

You fucking stupid fucking cunt

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 13:57, archived)

And proud of it

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 14:23, archived)

not really working out for you is it

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 14:39, archived)

Life, you mean

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 14:52, archived)

I'd rather have a slice of toast.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 14:56, archived)

👻

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 14:59, archived)

toast bumsex
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Wed 21 Jun 2023, 16:10, archived)

than a slice of life? Life without toast might not be great, but toast without life is no good for anyone.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 16:11, archived)

Take, this lifeless toast, and learn to fry again

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 16:12, archived)

Bad idea
He'll eventually associate being pushed down the board with the pleasure he gets from knobbing camels, and will look forward to it. You'll create a fetish.
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 14:32, archived)

I don't think that's how fetishism works
If I constantly told him, no, Timothy, we don't talk about camel knobbing and your curiosity must never be sated, then we'd be in business.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 14:52, archived)

Pavlovian response, then

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 15:59, archived)

DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 21 Jun 2023, 16:15, archived)