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I think this joke is *so* good, I might even post it in QotW!

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 23 Jun 2023, 16:33, archived)
wow m8, you must be super confident in your work to do that!
the standard there is extraordinarily high. I got b& just for trying a few gags out, never again
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 16:46, archived)
Were these gags related to discounted ham, Richard Branson and divorce, by any chance?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 23 Jun 2023, 16:48, archived)
Is that the Venn diagram of rob's suffering?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 16:59, archived)
and my axe

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 17:02, archived)
one does not simply walk into middle age

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 17:09, archived)
One drives in, in their mid-life crisis Honda accord of justice

(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 17:40, archived)
Ok it may still say 'HONDA' on the front but with the amount of work that's gone into it, it's practically a racing car at this point.
Where do you live, I'll drop you home if you like.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 18:31, archived)
all I am prepared to say at this juncture is that they may or may not have contained references to someone whose name rhymes with 'gateaux canton'

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 17:04, archived)
who doesn't like cake?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 17:09, archived)
Bernard Manning

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 17:21, archived)
Didn't he change sex
Chelsea Manning now isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 17:27, archived)
no real names plz

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 17:48, archived)
Ex-Manning more like

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 17:48, archived)
You have to say Bernard Personing now
in schools
(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 18:22, archived)
No that's nothing to do with gender, he identifies as a location now

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 17:50, archived)
Like Royston Vasey

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 17:55, archived)
Or Charles Windsor

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 18:06, archived)
Or Parker-Bowels

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 18:18, archived)
Peter Borough

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 18:23, archived)
Mr T's brother, Ken

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 18:24, archived)
Dave Nport

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 18:29, archived)
oh dear

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 18:38, archived)
Ken Tishtown

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 18:38, archived)
Walt Hamstow

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 18:39, archived)
Mornington Crescent

(I helped save b3ta! mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 18:40, archived)
Mo Rnington-Crescent

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 18:41, archived)
Bri Xton

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 18:41, archived)
Erin Sborough

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 18:44, archived)
Ed Inburgh

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 18:45, archived)
GIMME HOPE, JO'ANNA

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 18:47, archived)

Gimme hope Jo'anna
Hope Jo'anna
Gimme hope Jo'anna
'Fore the morning come
Gimme hope Jo'anna
Hope Jo'anna
Hope before the morning come
Gimme hope Jo'anna
Hope Jo'anna
Gimme hope Jo'anna
'Fore the morning comes
Gimme hope Jo'anna
Hope Jo'anna
Hope before the morning come
Gimme hope Jo'anna
Hope Jo'anna
Gimme hope Jo'anna
'Fore the morning comes
Gimme hope Jo'anna
Hope Jo'anna
Hope before the morning come
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 18:50, archived)
Why did so many songs from this era go on about appatite in south africa? Was the food really bad?

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 18:53, archived)
Reg Entspark

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 18:47, archived)
Sid Knee

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 18:53, archived)
Well then Minnie Driver

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 18:54, archived)
and her dad, Laurie Driver

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a ๐Ÿ””๐Ÿ”š, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 19:07, archived)
Al Dgategate

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 18:56, archived)
Liv Erpool

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 19:03, archived)
Carl Isle

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 19:04, archived)
Brad Ford

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 19:07, archived)
Sounds American

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 21:01, archived)
George Town

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 19:16, archived)
William Sburg

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Fri 23 Jun 2023, 19:28, archived)
Doug Rattmann

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 17:49, archived)
It's too good, also you can't copyright it if you do that

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 17:08, archived)
Might get credited on the Bumper Book's last page

(I helped save b3ta! Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 18:26, archived)
in 3pt type after the Patreon lists

(I helped save b3ta! mofaha โ”( ห˜_ห˜)โ”Œ ส…(ฬโ—กโ—)สƒ, Fri 23 Jun 2023, 18:44, archived)