my cock has just died
can I bury it up your arse?
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 2 Jul 2023, 22:09, archived)

Yes. Yes you can.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Sun 2 Jul 2023, 22:27, archived)

even I've got standards m8

(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 2 Jul 2023, 22:27, archived)

Playing snooker with a piece of string

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Sun 2 Jul 2023, 22:29, archived)

I think I'd beat a piece of string at snooker
how would it hold a cue?
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 2 Jul 2023, 23:19, archived)

my butt will give it the shits of life

( MiseryCunt, Sun 2 Jul 2023, 22:38, archived)

fuck off then

( MiseryCunt, Sun 2 Jul 2023, 23:50, archived)

I would be happy to complete a cremation form for it.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sun 2 Jul 2023, 22:46, archived)

crem-01a

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 2 Jul 2023, 23:28, archived)

Have you tried putting it in a bowl of rice?

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sun 2 Jul 2023, 22:47, archived)

i believe the term is 'asian'
you racist piece of shit
(sticklebrlcks that's Mr Bricks to you 🍎, Sun 2 Jul 2023, 23:20, archived)

Alright brb.
/ac
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 3 Jul 2023, 10:58, archived)