www.reddit.com/r/lotr/comments/lbpryo/updated_vocabulary/
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 14:52, archived)

I suppose if all else fails, just go through the book with a pen and replace words like “sword” and “wound” with “bopper” and “ouchie.”
Eye Of Sauron = naughty winky
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 14:54, archived)

Dwarf - fun size.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 14:59, archived)

and my tickle stick

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 15:02, archived)

The gates of colour of Mordor.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 15:09, archived)

in which case mines of moria must be diddyland

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 15:26, archived)

It's called puffdaddyland in my edition

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 15:30, archived)

O! What are you seeking,
And where are you making?
The faggots are reeking,
The bannocks are baking!
O! tril-lil-lil-lolly
the valley is jolly,
ha! ha!
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 15:17, archived)

What mastery of styles!
Clearly shows a blend of early medieval Anglo-Saxon alliterative verse techniques with Baby Shark.
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 15:39, archived)

Look who's Tolkien now.
(Oooh_cuntroversial Where have I been?, Mon 3 Jul 2023, 15:57, archived)