Buonasera, dickstain's
How's it going
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 12 Jul 2023, 17:52, archived)

Our trainee GP Dr Virk has finally left today which is a relief.
Hopefully I can now stop thinking about that They Might Be Giants song that's been stuck in my head for the past 6 months.
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Jul 2023, 17:54, archived)

it is of considerable relief to me that I only know one of their records, because dear god it's shit
they're like if 'The Big Bang Theory' was a band
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 12 Jul 2023, 18:16, archived)

They do the theme tune, not even lyin.

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 12 Jul 2023, 18:49, archived)

Oh ffs

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 12 Jul 2023, 20:20, archived)

You're a cunt

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Wed 12 Jul 2023, 22:39, archived)

Virk somewhere else

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Jul 2023, 18:28, archived)

Huw Edwards

(Smegg Wallace The O.G. Q.R., Wed 12 Jul 2023, 18:01, archived)

that's libellous. You might want to reconsider that post.
You can't go round calling b3ta users paedophiles
( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Wed 12 Jul 2023, 18:10, archived)

Not any more it ain't

( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Wed 12 Jul 2023, 18:46, archived)

Huw, Huw, Barney McGruw

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 12 Jul 2023, 18:13, archived)

no real names plz

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 12 Jul 2023, 18:18, archived)

Huw's not a real name, duh

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Jul 2023, 18:28, archived)

fucking is
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Huw_Lloyd-Langton
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 12 Jul 2023, 18:49, archived)

Richard Hugh "Huw" Lloyd-Langton
You see the quotation marks in the middle there? That's code for, "This is a silly made up name I would ask my friends to call me, if I had any"
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Jul 2023, 21:11, archived)

Our 3-woman team at work is down to 2
One quit and they've said they're not replacing her. This is fucking everything up for us.
( Smash Monkey 2 Anyone know a good therapist in South Africa?, Wed 12 Jul 2023, 18:10, archived)

shiv the bitch

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Jul 2023, 18:34, archived)

shank the skank

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 12 Jul 2023, 18:51, archived)

Not bad, might bugger a beagle later

( Cheers Cheers, Wed 12 Jul 2023, 18:15, archived)

good thinking m8
I interfered with an ibis earlier

it was gr8
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 12 Jul 2023, 18:17, archived)

I figure I'd find it fun to firmly fuck a Fennec fox

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 12 Jul 2023, 18:32, archived)

I am going to whisk a weasel. When I get chance.
Anyone got Huw Edwards number? I have some photos for him.
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 12 Jul 2023, 18:21, archived)

yeah me, I have
I got it off Paul Gambaccini yesterday
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Wed 12 Jul 2023, 18:51, archived)

I saw that post. Well done you. Gold star.

(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Wed 12 Jul 2023, 21:04, archived)