We don't want plaid. We want crimplene, glamour, wit, and irony. It's time to bring on the Home Guard.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 10:08, archived)

stick a feather in your hat
( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 10:12, archived)

ROBIN HOODRICH

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 10:15, archived)

Cthoodrich

( MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 10:16, archived)

Taking direct inspiration from the UK’s urban scene, the brand has been spotted on the likes of K-dog, Evan Cent, Ashley Lawer, Rihan Giggs and Birmingham’s own Mistermister and Jaykae Roleen.

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 10:29, archived)

Bollocks

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 11:26, archived)

Kevin Spacey referred to himself as "K-Dawg" during a night of heavy drinking because he was trying to be playful and ironic.

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 14:05, archived)

Synopsis: after a night of heavy drinking, the K-Dawg's playful and ironic sexual assault on a sleeping houseguest goes horribly wrong
or, if it's a comedy, hilariously wrong
( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 14:09, archived)

bring roll
Home Right

Fresh!
( Dick Wonder ₐ wₒₙₖy, wₐᵥy wₒₙdₑᵣ, Sun 16 Jul 2023, 10:18, archived)