I have FUCKING SHINGLES and it sucks. So unwell.
What will make me feel better?

You can say heroin
(Fucksocks Put ‘em on, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 11:19, archived)

Heroin then a 20 bag will sort it

(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 11:23, archived)

Do you have any suggestions that don't involve hard drugs?
Alt: what would you recommend PCP for?
( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 17 Jul 2023, 11:30, archived)

No
Alt, mixed with gin and tonic it helps in fights
(President of the lighthouse Organised the Trumpton riots, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 12:12, archived)

PCP is great for those old Airfix models, it's a quick-drying and sturdy adhesive

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 16:15, archived)

Good, you deserve it.

( Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 11:35, archived)

Sean Connery's record shop could do with a snappier tagline

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 11:50, archived)

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Mon 17 Jul 2023, 11:57, archived)

oh COME ON

( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 12:13, archived)

lol

( Cheers Cheers, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 12:41, archived)

Oh no

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 17 Jul 2023, 16:15, archived)