just had a look at all the candidates for the by-elections today.
Piers Corbyn and Laurence Fox having a cunt-off in Boris' seat, and who knew UKIP were still desperately trying to be a thing? Bless 'em.
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 8:44, archived)

Fuck em, bring on the fascist dictatorship that everybody wants

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 8:57, archived)

PM Priti

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 8:59, archived)

Cor!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 9:41, archived)

Ugly on the inside, Priti on the outside.

( Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Thu 20 Jul 2023, 11:27, archived)

That's all that matters tho

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 11:33, archived)

Armadillos

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 11:59, archived)

What if politicians had the heads of animals?
Fire up whatever will do it quickest
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 12:01, archived)

Loris Johnson
Yvette Grouper
Theresa Ray
Jacob Rees Frog
Fishy Sunak
Blenny Mordaunt
Muntjac Straw
Douglas Bird
Tony Bear
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 12:08, archived)

Liz Truss's pork markets

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 12:22, archived)

tony bLION

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 12:24, archived)

VORDERMAN 4 PM!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Thu 20 Jul 2023, 9:41, archived)