Morning you fucking cunt bastard spastic horse slasher cunt twat fucking shitcunt fuckhead faggots

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Jul 2023, 7:34, archived)

morning

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 21 Jul 2023, 7:44, archived)

Morning
Any dromedary dong activities this weekend?
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Jul 2023, 8:42, archived)

Always, balls deep in a bactrian, kno wot I mean!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 21 Jul 2023, 9:02, archived)

I don’t, please explain

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 21 Jul 2023, 10:58, archived)

good morning m8
Avignon today, going here for lunch
www.thefork.com/restaurant/le-gout-du-jour-r744352
( Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Fri 21 Jul 2023, 7:51, archived)

The gout of the day?
Do they exclusively serve purine-rich foods and red wine?
(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 21 Jul 2023, 8:28, archived)

p
(piss and shit, Fri 21 Jul 2023, 8:57, archived)

I wee what you did there

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 21 Jul 2023, 9:13, archived)

Looks like a money hole
You'll need to eat afterwards.
( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Jul 2023, 8:43, archived)

You mean like some nice ginger biscuits with brown sauce?

( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 21 Jul 2023, 11:10, archived)

errgh
Is that a thing?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 21 Jul 2023, 11:12, archived)

A very stoned friend of my sister's
Many years ago, was looking for something to eat and started putting brown sauce on ginger biscuits. I thought it was disgusting, but he said don't knock it till you try it. I tried it and I like it.
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 21 Jul 2023, 11:29, archived)

Looks lovely
BTW Hawksmoor are doing £36 3 course meals till sept if you book via Open Table
trk.opentable.com/c/m/?T=2RLTeyJhaSI6MjQ0MjY1NjgsImUiOiJraW1AbW9yZ2FudW5saW1pdGVkLmNvbSIsInJpIjoiMzMwMDU4MDEzNDEzIiwicnEiOiIwMi1iMjMyMDItZjEyNzRlYWZmNGI1NDBlODg4NGVkYTIyMjY2NmE5OTAiLCJwaCI6bnVsbCwibSI6ZmFsc2UsInVpIjoiNTA3IiwidW4iOiIiLCJ1IjpudWxsfQ%3A%3AlKELo3TtIIUQoNvferGskg&mg_x_url=aHR0cHM6Ly93d3cub3BlbnRhYmxlLmNvLnVrL3M%2FYWZmaWxpYXRlcmVzdGF1cmFudGlkPTExMzM1JnRpdGxlPUhhd2tzbW9vciUyMEV4Y2x1c2l2ZSZjbXBpZD1lbV9lbWFpbD0yMDIzJnV0bV9zb3VyY2U9bWcmdXRtX21lZGl1bT1lbWFpbA%3D%3D&m=false
( garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Fri 21 Jul 2023, 8:51, archived)

History is great and all but did they have to use "spit" on a menu

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Jul 2023, 17:35, archived)

Morning
Little one woke me up at sodding 5:00 this morning. Thinking about putting him up for adoption.
( Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 21 Jul 2023, 7:58, archived)

Have you considered suicide?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 21 Jul 2023, 8:14, archived)

2/10, must try harder x

( Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 21 Jul 2023, 9:09, archived)

arseboon dilbaro

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Jul 2023, 8:43, archived)

I know, right? The audacity

( Frisbee OG wanker, Fri 21 Jul 2023, 9:09, archived)

I do love a traditional morning greeting
Morning
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 21 Jul 2023, 8:04, archived)

Have chips with that

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Jul 2023, 8:43, archived)

Morning sunshine

( broadsword, Fri 21 Jul 2023, 8:09, archived)

I think we broke /calendar
morning, afternoon, evening I mean
( Cheers Cheers, Fri 21 Jul 2023, 8:13, archived)

Ah yeah, whoops

( broadsword, Fri 21 Jul 2023, 8:15, archived)

this is all rob's fault

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 21 Jul 2023, 8:29, archived)

Yo broady

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Jul 2023, 8:43, archived)

Piers Corbyn got 89 fewer votes than Count Binface.

(The Porcupine From Purgatory we of all lost both have them, Fri 21 Jul 2023, 9:21, archived)

Count Corbynface

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 21 Jul 2023, 9:39, archived)

Stop the Count!

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 21 Jul 2023, 10:16, archived)

<s> o

(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Fri 21 Jul 2023, 10:37, archived)

Misogynist Jona

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 21 Jul 2023, 10:54, archived)

Stp

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 21 Jul 2023, 10:57, archived)

Yet he keeps trying
Like the little engine that could. Except he's a cunt.
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 21 Jul 2023, 10:54, archived)

Morning
Friday at last!
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 21 Jul 2023, 9:33, archived)

Plans for the weekend?

( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 21 Jul 2023, 10:55, archived)

See the family, avoid the mental
The usual
( Smash Monkey 2 Prozac is apparently good for menopause, Fri 21 Jul 2023, 11:11, archived)

Good morning to you too
How's the missus?
( willenium Fist bump for verification, Fri 21 Jul 2023, 10:53, archived)