Good evening.

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 21 Jul 2023, 17:26, archived)

Fuck you, Huw. Fuck you.

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Jul 2023, 17:29, archived)

Fancy earning 35 grand?

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 21 Jul 2023, 17:41, archived)

Misread that as "eating"
Good fibre source, maybe?
( Invisible Wizard - 12th Level Errorer, Fri 21 Jul 2023, 22:26, archived)

you've done it now

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Jul 2023, 17:30, archived)

Keir Of A Red Planet

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 21 Jul 2023, 17:34, archived)

The Bum Of All Keirs

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Jul 2023, 17:36, archived)

Keir I come to save the day!

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 21 Jul 2023, 17:38, archived)

Wish You Were Kier

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Fri 21 Jul 2023, 17:39, archived)

Keir Come the Warm Jets

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 21 Jul 2023, 17:44, archived)

Keir comes the hotstarmer

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 21 Jul 2023, 17:46, archived)

TURNIP!

(THE MONGDADDY Wibble jib-jib!, Fri 21 Jul 2023, 17:48, archived)

for the books

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Fri 21 Jul 2023, 18:13, archived)

A turnip is a humorous suggestion, yet it is far from practical.
Flowers have a low profile, and are suitable items for pressing between the pages of a book, but most fruits and vegetables are quite bulky. However you may have some success with sugar snap peas.
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Fri 21 Jul 2023, 18:40, archived)

Not the whole one, just the skin from one side. MODS

( mongychops, Fri 21 Jul 2023, 18:44, archived)

it "wooden" go

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 22 Jul 2023, 0:21, archived)

Huw Janus

( Cheers Cheers, Fri 21 Jul 2023, 17:39, archived)

17:26 is afternoon
18:00 onwards is evening

Please kill yourself
(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Fri 21 Jul 2023, 18:06, archived)

I see Dan Wotton is taking the heat off you

( mongychops, Fri 21 Jul 2023, 18:14, archived)