Or, I could get 99 penny chews instead
if they still existed
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 22:29, archived)

With that sort of money I could almost afford to buy a one pound chew

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 22:38, archived)

Or a pair of earrings from Ratners

( mr horrible up yours, dickface, Tue 25 Jul 2023, 22:57, archived)

That's the guy who got in trouble for saying he'd rather eat a 99p chew than his company's earrings

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 0:16, archived)

Hey chewed, don't be afraid

( mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 26 Jul 2023, 0:14, archived)