woah
TMNT was written by jew haters
( $$ ✅, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 17:26, archived)

I think this was one of those characters where Playmates thought up a toy
and then the cartoon makers tried to shoehorn him into the show

Dunno, it was late in the run and I'd stopped paying attention
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 17:47, archived)

King Lionheart is on the prowl and taking no prisoners. This royal robed roughcat is the result of Shredder's dirty work. Formerly a Shakespearean actor, Shredder tried turning this cat into "king of the mutants." But the Turtle dudes busted loose this beast before Shredder could give him the ol' whammy. Forever grateful, this King Arthur of the city sewers has joined the Turtles' crusade to wipe out the Foot Clan. He's the master of the slap 'em silly sceptre - and no defense can stop the penetrating power of his extra-cool Excalibur. So join allegiance with King Lionheart - ruler of righteousness and pizza-lovin' lion.
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 18:02, archived)

I never knew Shredder was formerly a Shakespearean actor.
Or was the cat a Shakespearean actor? Was the actor a human and Shredder fused him with a cat?
( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 18:04, archived)

Is "ol' whammy" supposed to mean brainwashing or something?
I mean it kind of looks like the turtles turned up too late to stop the mutation plan
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 18:25, archived)

We deserve answers to these important questions.

( brb Monkhouse Stampede, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 18:28, archived)

Of course the answer is, "Let's just write any old shit in the bio, only small children will bother to look at it".

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 18:41, archived)

I could ask varnerstudios on instagram, and they would probably answer
but the answer will be "look, we only did the sculpts, any kind of backstory is up to the publisher"
( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 18:46, archived)

If he's a goodie why is he hitting Raphael over the head on the pack artwork

( Turtle Power & Knuckles, Thu 27 Jul 2023, 18:22, archived)