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Any b3tans going to boomtown?
Alt:double fist a desert frog
(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 18:11, archived)
shit a nob out of your cock

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 18:45, archived)
Sick on my duck
you rancid anal prolapse
(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 18:47, archived)
You would say that

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 18:48, archived)
Classic Smug

(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 18:48, archived)
A particularly explosive bowel movement that leaves you fatigued and in need of a shower.

(I helped save b3ta! brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 19:24, archived)
That's the one

(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 19:34, archived)
Yes!!!! Me! Oh man it's going to be so epic!!

Not really, fuck of
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 20:10, archived)
Rumour has it on 'teh grapevine' that 'Rick Astley' is going to do an ironic 'grime' 'set' on the Barclaycard stage!!!
Man, modern festivals are SO COOL
(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 20:13, archived)
No way!!!!
EPIC!!!!111!!
(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 20:15, archived)
You can't afford it m8
get a job
(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 20:16, archived)
^smeg bastard

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 20:19, archived)
he's self employed selling silly fudge can't you read?

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 20:19, archived)

sell
 pack
(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 20:28, archived)
Fuck of what?

(I helped save b3ta! Mr. Tea 'ulmmm'/'mmneurgh', Sat 29 Jul 2023, 21:57, archived)
Fear knocked at the door. Faith answered.
There was no one there.
(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 20:19, archived)
Praise him

(I helped save b3ta! Queef Smegwin U r a 🔔🔚, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 20:21, archived)
amen

(I helped save b3ta! $$ ✅, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 20:23, archived)
just a t-shirt saying dangerous sports gear

(I helped save b3ta! MiseryCunt sometimes the squirrel catches the dog, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 20:21, archived)
Yeah me, gonna get turnt af m8

(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 20:22, archived)
Nicely!
:D
(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 20:24, archived)
Boomtown (also known as Boomtown Fair) is a British music festival held annually on the Matterley Estate in South Downs National Park
Lol Downs
(I helped save b3ta! Cheers Cheers, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 20:29, archived)
LOL
Spackerley Estate moar lyke
(Jason Voorhees 🔪, Sat 29 Jul 2023, 20:33, archived)
Nah, I'm going to town

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